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No Dogs Allowed

Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street the guy with the Doberman said to his friend, "Let's go over to that bar and get something to drink." The other guy said, "We can't go in there, we've got the dogs with us."

The one with the Doberman said "Just follow my lead." and they walked over to the bar. He put on a pair of dark sunglasses and started to walk into the bar. The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, no pets allowed."

The man with the Doberman says "You don't understand, this is my seeing eye dog." The bouncer said "A Doberman Pincher?" The man said "Yes, they're using them now, they're very good." The bouncer said "OK then, come on in."

The friend with the Chihuahua figured he'd try it too so he put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar. He knew his story would be a but more unbelievable.

Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry Pal, no pets allowed." The man responded with "You don't understand, this is my seeing eye dog."

The bouncer said "A Chihuahua??" The man with the Chihuahua said "A Chihuahua?? A Chihuahua?? They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!?!"

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