Two Lawyers
Two lawyers had been
stranded on a deserted island for several months. The only other thing
on the island was a tall coconut tree, which provided their food.
And each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the top of the tree to see
if he could see a rescue boat coming. One day, the lawyer yelled down
from the tree, "Wow. I
can't believe my eyes. There is a girl out there floating in our
direction." The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said, "I
think you're hallucinating and you should come down right now."
So, the lawyer reluctantly climbed down the tree and told his friend
that he had just actually seen a naked blonde woman floating face up...
headed toward their island. The other lawyer started to laugh, thinking
his friend had surely lost his mind. But within a few minutes, up to
their beach floated a naked blonde woman, face up, and totally
unconscious.
The two lawyers went over to her and discovered, yes she was alive. One
said to the other, "You know, we've been on this island for months now
without a woman. It's been a long time. Do you think we should, you
know , screw her?"
The other lawyer glanced down at the totally naked woman and asked, "Out of what?"
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